[ Featuring the Overshare ]
I'm goin' crazy in CVS
My baby deserves the best
Crazy in CVS
Get up out my way
'Cause I've got shopping to do
Ain't got time for you
Yeah I gotta go buy a few hundred paper plates
And some Advil and Tums and some hot pockets
Here I am in the pharmacy
Gotta get wet wipes for my lady
Buy four get a loofa free
I'm flirting with insanity
I ain't never going to Rite Aid
No Walgreens won't get me laid
My baby needs band aids
Where the hell are they?
I'm lost like an out-of-towner
Prescription, over the counter
Somebody call the bouncer come take me away
For I've frozen my face to the glasses case
Here I am in the pharmacy
Is that Captain Crunch in line with me?
Gonna get sunscreen for the beach
Open all the diapers take one of each!
Now I'm starting to fear
I might never get outta here
Nor get back to you, my dear
Here now, I must stay
Wanderin' from aisle
Sporting a serpent's smile
Spent my life in denial, but well, Namaste
This is where I belong with three dollar thongs
And I'm still in the pharmacy
Gotta get a pet shark for my lady
But found a new reality
Oh, some night out it's been for me!
CVS
