[ Featuring the Overshare ]
You say that I should buy a table
I would, if only I were able
But I could not spend a single penny more
And you know that you like it on the floor
You say that I should buy a bed
I'd rather buy some motherf*cking bread
Can't eat mattress for breakfast, what do I need it for?
And you know that you like it on the floor
The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor
Never on the ceiling, the windows, or the door
Why would I ever buy any furniture
When you know that you like it on the floor
You say I should go to Ikea
I don't think that's such a good idea
Why do I need to build it if I buy it at the store
You know what we already have? A floor
You say that I should go to bank
There's nothing for me there, let me be frank
There's really nothing lower than my credit score
But well, at least you like it on the floor
The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor
Never in a basket, or a casket, or a drawer
Why would I need more obstacles? I do not do Parkour!
When you know that you like it on the floor
The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor
Never in Chernobyl or Iraq or Jersey Shore
You don't need a four seat dining set to be hardcore
When you know that you like it, you know that you like it
You know that you like it on the floor
