[ Featuring the Overshare ]
Strumming on roofs and under bus shelters
Singing Dear Prudence and Helter Skelter
And other tracks off of the White Album
We're 'bout as black as powder of talcum
But listen while I play you some Chuck Berry all right
Tryin' to be different but I'm not because I'm
Just another white guy playin' guitar
Wherever you go, there we are!
You can try to run but you'll never be far
From another white guy playin' guitar
Taking smooth tokes of good marijuana
Playing smooth folk or Americana
At open mics at one in the morning
Sounds pretty nice, gets pretty boring
Fondling my fender while I make out with the mic
Tryin' to be different but you know I'm just like
All the other white guys playin' guitar
Wherever you go, there we are!
You can try to run but you'll never be far
From another white guy playin' guitar
Maybe I should take up the harmonica
Or perhaps the bagpipes or melodica
Or transition to electronica
Or become a writer of erotica
Just another white guy playin' guitar
Wherever you go, there we are!
You can try to run but you'll never be far
From another white guy playin' guitar
Playing guitar, playing guitar...
White guy playing guitar!
