Crack the whip and crack a smile
Memory lane's the longest mile
Still today just like before
Nothing but a penny-whore
Service, cum, and service, go
Such a number in the know
Live to brag and lived to tell
Never lost that pungent smell
Renew your past, renew your ties
Pure and white and lies, lies, lies
Innocent, dressed up to show
Still maid for all the world to know
First in line first with a zinger
Throw the stone and point the finger
Big loud mouth to fit the nose
By any name yet still no rose
Down the hatch and down the drain
Water after sticky rain
Cool and scrubbed yet never clean
No matter just how much you preen
Shiny surface, shiny dress
And underneath that cheesy mess
Deep down to your rotten core
Nothing but a penny-whore
Crack the whip and crack a smile
Memory lane's the longest mile
Still today just like before
Nothing but a penny-whore
Still today just like before
Nothing but a penny-whore
Nothing but a penny-whore