Well I woke up in the morning
And I couldn't find my shoes
My body wrapped up in a blanket
Underneath it there was you
My jeans were tied around
My legs so tight
They almost came apart right at the seems
With a smile on your face
The ways your eyes are closed so tight
It could be
Real early in the morning
Or the middle of the night
You wouldn't know
You wouldn't care
You'd just be happy being there
Alone with me
I am still in love with all my exes pets
Their owners moved along
I have to deal with that
Humans never made me feel this special
I am still in love with all my exes
With all my exes pets
In a drunken haze
I'm leaving now wondering
What I had done
If somehow I'd broken down your spirit
Or drained your heart of all its blood
And stained the hallways red with spotted feet committed
Under subtleties of none
I am still in love with all my exes pets
Their owners moved along
I have to deal with that
Humans never made me feel this special
I am still in love with all my exes
With all my exes pets