[ Featuring the Doom ]
Andy's dad, he was blonde and he was hairy
He's a Mormon and I love his fancy undies
Timmy's dad he was dense and oh so furry
And even though he's cringe I'd let him go down on me
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then he can f*ck me
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then you can f*ck me
Give me a dad
Just any old dad
Some moms are dads
And they can all f*ck me
So if you're a dad
And I mean a dad
Can't fake a dad
Then you can f*ck me
Is it bad I only want the father types
Someone who'd wreck me
And then tell me that they're oh so proud of me?
If it's okay, I'd really rather be a wife
Like in the Bible, subservient, and quiet, and pious, and fair
Turn down the lights, tuck in the kids, pour us a drink, feel you, feel me
And then we'll go and grow our family
Wait why are we straight I wanna be a dad too
And we can start a fire with the friction of our thighs
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then he can f*ck me
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then you can f*ck me
Give me a dad
Just any old dad
Some moms are dads
And they can all f*ck me
So if you're a dad
And I mean a dad
Can't fake a dad
Then you can f*ck me
Line up all the dads of the world
Shoulder to shoulder
And I'll take care of them
One at a time
And when I'm done
In a few hours
World peace
And harmony
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then he can f*ck me
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
I'll f*ck your dad
Then you can f*ck me
Give me a dad
Just any old dad
Some moms are dads
And they can all f*ck me
So if you're a dad
And I mean a dad
Can't fake a dad
Then you can f*ck me
