[ Featuring Joey ]
Applebee's is where I'm gonna be
Because I'm tired and lonely
When I'm in Applebee's
All my wants become my needs
Applebee's is where I'm gonna be
In about 23
The restaurant will set me free
So I find peace with me
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Now I'm in Applebee's
The beautiful waitress always greet me
I sit down at a table
And order a burger
Triple bacon, extra cheese
No onions, no tomatoes takes me overseas
A cold Bahama Mama is what I please
But I was stopped by the waitress when she said "Are you 18?"
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Applebee's come home to me
Now I leave Applebee's
I head on home with a full tummy
Until next time
