Harry Potatoes, Harry Potatoes, Harry Potatoes, Harry Potatoes
I feel like Harry Pottah,
My magic wand will finger you
I love Hogwarts-warts-warts,
My magic tricks will impress
I got accepted, impress
I love, I love, I love, I love
I got accepted in the house of Applejack
My bestie is in Ravenclaw, our magic poosies
My bestie, magic poosies
My bestie, magic poosies
I slitheren pussy active, slitheren pussy.
I paid for this wand with money, Now i will cast a spell-pell-pell
Cast a spell-pell-pell, cast a spell-pell-pell, cast a spell,
Nanciest is Jewish, Nanciest cookie poes-poes-poes-poes,
This is a more? Poppy low, low, low, low
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
Look, faggot, his ugly Harry Potatoes
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh