Missed Riffs - Cancel Culture Lyrics

Ay it's Mackelbarrel we gotta hella cancel hella everything like hella fast
Like that Quaker Oats guy tell me he doesn't have a grain silo full of secrets on that weird ass farm of his You cancelled man

It's cancel culture
Thought I told ya
The liberals swoop down like vultures
That paper you wrote uh
Way back at Boulder
Got you dealing with cancel culture
Your ex says that you used to scold her
Got you dealing with cancel culture
It's coming for all of us I told ya
But why don't we just cancel culture

Lets start by cancelling the word homosapiens
It's offensive to homosexuals, it just debases them
The Swedish Chef is offensive to Scandanavians
And Uncle Ben's rice, thats just racist man
Speedy Gonzales, que lastima
And cancel the word jewelry, I'm asking ya
Cancel the Oscars, that trophy is a failure
It pokes fun of men born without genitalia
Cancel Goldfish Crackers, fish come in all colors
Cancel the word cracker while you're at it my brother
Pepe le pew is a molester, have you heard
And big folks get offended when they watch big bird
Cancel spelling bees, that's right, why I'll tell
It's offensive to folks round the world who cant spell
Cancel Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, I'll call it
His red nose is offensive to alcoholics
Cancel Trader Joe's and Trader Ming's
Come to think of it, cancel everything

It's cancel culture
Like Paw Patrola
The liberals swoop down like vultures
That paper you wrote uh
Way back at Boulder
Got you dealing with cancel culture
Your ex says that you used to scold her
Got you dealing with cancel culture
It's coming for all of us I I told ya
But why don't we just, cancel culture

Cancel Italian dressing and American cheese
Swedish Fish and Russian Teas
Next we gotta get rid of Johnny Cash
It offends debit cards that name is trash
Then we gotta cancel White Claw, no doubt
Cancel white bread the White House and white out
I heard Abe Lincoln's getting cancelled, is that true
Hell cancel everybody who has a statue
Im talking Civil War generals, Edison the inventor
Tear down Shaq at the Staples Center
Dr. Seuss is gone, and all of Looney Toons
The sun is offended cancel Goodnight Moon
The Florida State Seminoles and Atlanta Braves
Put those racist names down in the grave
It's like calling the Yankees the New York Heebs
Wouldn't win many games, but keep the proceeds
Cancel Mensch oh and bench and elf on a shelf
Oh damn, I think I just cancelled myself