Mississippi Martian - Porker Lyrics

He started out in Driver's Head
Swerving into children's beds
Then coached some throats, the Tiger King
Then joined the ranks of the elite
And they lifted him up. They lifted him up
Turned a blind eye and lifted him up
Yea they lifted him up. They lifted him up
Turned a blind eye and lifted him up

Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Empowered them with quid pro quo
Inspired them with his bankroll
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down

She counseled him down south
But she couldn't close her damn mouth
He sprayed some Pam upon the floors
Then slid her ass on out the door
And they covered it up. They covered it up
Threw up a smoke screen and covered it up
Yea they covered it up. They covered it up
Threw up a smoke screen and covered it up

Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Empowered them with quid pro quo
Inspired them with his bankroll
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down

When his friend got caught skipping school
To play with teacher in the nude
A quick resign and all was well
And now he's back to ring more bells
They swept it away. Yea, they swept it away
Lifted the rug and swept it away
He took a break and she moved away
They lifted the rug and swept it away

Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down
Empowered them with quid pro quo
Inspired them with his bankroll
Porker took the hard road
He took the hard road down, down, down