Hey Mr. Wonderful, you think you're so beautiful
I bet you 9 out of 10 would fall
I ain't the one to be the fool
2 days to work you out, at home while you were out
Your last name came about when my girl's sister's best friend
Talking 'bout how you came around
[Chorus:]
How does it feel, when you're sitting alone
There's no-one else at home
It's my time for thrills
Now it's time for you to listen to my answer phone
Ain't no big deal, you're just 1 of a million guys
Let's keep it real, your dirty laundrys' out to dry
So Mr. Know-It-All, tell me how many points you scored
While you're clocking the girl next door
I know what you've been doing
To dinner brought her gifts, for afters you were it
I called work they said you're sick
A guy like you will never hit this
[Chorus x2]
If you wanna find someone you could call mine
A lady who's right, who'll be there for life
So how will you feel if the truth is revealed
If you stayed the same you'll be played at your own game
[Chorus x4]