The Mistletoe Tappers - Roger the Polar Bear Lyrics

Roger the Polar Bear
He's not a verb
His spelling's atrocious, but his grammar's superb
He lives in the North Pole
Far out in the snow
And commutes to work in his Winnebago

His best friend's penguin
Called Patrick MacGuire
Who sings countertenor in the male voice choir
Thursdays is band night
With Roger on bass
And Pat plays vocoder like a penguin from space

Well tonight's Christmas Eve
It's their annual show
They've unloaded their kit from the Winnebago
So they kick off their set
And their sound really rocks
The drummer's called skip
The Arctic Fox

On the bass guitar...
Roger the Polar Bear

And on keyboard and vocoder
Everyone's favourite penguin
Mister Patrick MacGuire, Esquire

And my name's Skip
And together we make
The Mistletoe Tappers

Five encores later feeling high as a kite
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night
The Mistletoe Tappers
Best band in the Pole
Skip, Roger and Pat
With Festive Funk Soul

ROOAARR