First you fill your cup and drink it up
Slide to the left the right and giddy up
And keep boozin up until you're feelin right
That's the only way to do the alcoholic slide
Drink up drink up drink up drink up
Get high get high get high get high
Drink up drink up drink up drink up
And get high because we do the alcoholic slide
That's right baby we get piss drunk and we dance
From the left to to the right
And we don't care who's lookin
Just grab a partner and do your thang
All these TikTok dances well I've had it up to here
I'd rather smoke some stems and drink a shitty beer
You see I want to get lit chiquitas want to get turnt
So I suggest you homies listen cause today you're going to learn
So first you grab your wranglers and you put them on real tight
You want to make damn sure your package bulging to the right
And then go the cowboy boots make the girlies go insane
And we don't need no f*cking shirt let the belly hang
To top it off you got a cowboy hat and a bottle of jack in your hand
And a solo cup in your other hand you want to fill up again
And the next step is just drink a lot matter of fact get faced
And now you're hella ready for an alcoholic race
First you fill your cup and drink it up
Slide to the left the right and giddy up
And keep boozin up until you're feelin right
That's the only way to do the alcoholic slide
Drink up drink up drink up drink up
Get high get high get high get high
Drink up drink up drink up drink up
And get high because we do the alcoholic slide
Aye no cap this is stupid
Aye aye cowboys don't roll joints they tumble weed
Shut up