Swipe, swipe, cha-ching, let the cards fly,
Cart so full, it's reaching the sky.
Deals so hot, I'm about to fry,
It's Black Friday, baby, can't say goodbye!
Alarm at five, got my game face on,
Stretching in line like I'm running a marathon.
Coffee in hand, I'm ready to dive,
TV for half price? Oh, I'll survive!
Crowds are pushing, but I've got a plan,
Dodging through aisles like a shopping superman.
Shoes on sale, gotta grab my size,
I'll throw elbows if I have to-no lies!
Swipe, swipe, cha-ching, let the cards fly,
Cart so full, it's reaching the sky.
Deals so hot, I'm about to fry,
It's Black Friday, baby, can't say goodbye!
Buy one, get one, my heart's in a rush,
Ten-dollar toaster? Oh, that's a must!
Fighting for gadgets like a warrior's tale,
Black Friday chaos, it's retail jail.
Sweaters I'll wear once, toys for the kids,
Candles that smell like cinnamon lids.
My credit card's crying, my wallet's on fire,
But the thrill of the hunt? That's my desire!
"Ma'am, put the blender down!" they shout,
But I'm not backing off, there's no doubt.
Shopping cart bumper cars down the aisle,
This is Black Friday, and we go wild!
Swipe, swipe, cha-ching, let the cards fly,
Cart so full, it's reaching the sky.
Deals so hot, I'm about to fry,
It's Black Friday, baby, can't say goodbye!
Now I'm home with bags galore,
Wondering what half this stuff is for.
But hey, who cares? It's the shopper's way,
Same time next year-can't wait for the day!