Hey Joe!
Where'd ya find that purdy girlie
Where'd ya get that jolly dolly
How did ya rate that dish I wish was mine
Hey Joe!
She's got skin that's creamy dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
Lips as red as cherry berry wine
Now listen Joe, I'm not a heel
But oh, buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey, she's a sugar pie
And I think I'm going to try steal her from you
Hey Joe!
I know we've been the best of friends
But this is where that friendship ends
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own
Hey Joe!
Come on let's be buddy buddies
Show me you're my palsy-walsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Hey Joe!
You're really getting' aggrevatin'
Hey, you're squirrely that's my girlie
You're about as pushy as can be
Now come on, Joe, let's make a deal
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
And I tell ya face to face, I mean to steal her from you
Hey Joe!
We'll be friends until the end
But this looks like the end, my friend
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own