Sit around and watch tv
God, I hate what I see
Lock me up and throw away the key
I spend my time chugging tea
But I can't, I can't
It's not fair, it's not fair
Think about it
While gettin' grey hair
It's just another phase that I'll go through
This time I'm sure that I'll lose you
Place my bets on all the jacks and queens
Probability being that it seems
I'm blind, I'm blind
Throw my change at a machine
Buy a chocolate bar so I can dream
Another day goes down the drain
Wash away and wash away the pain
But I can't, I can't
It's not fair, it's not fair
Think about it
While gettin' grey hair
It's just another phase that I'll go through
This time I'm sure that I'll lose you
Place my bets on all the jacks and queens
Probability being that it seems
I'm blind, I'm blind
It's just another phase that I'll go through
This time I'm sure that I'll lose you
Place my bets on all the jacks and queens
Probability being that it seems