Mojo Nixon - Tie My Pecker to My Leg Lyrics

Me your momma and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to f*ck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Reddog (solo)

Well I'm a big dick daddy and a f*ckin' foo
Eleven years old and I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Simon (solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Everybody solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.