Got a sick dog
Covered in scabs
Scratches his eyes
Doggy crabs
Got a sick dog
Drags his arse
His ring's red raw
Makes me laugh
Got a sick dog
He's old and farts
Can't climb stairs
Dodgy heart
Got a sick dog
Blind as a bat
Walks into tables
Shits where he sat
Got a sick dog
Pissed on my shoes
He's totally f*cked up
But better than you