[ Featuring the Tablet Breakers ]
Ain't no Jimmy Hendrix
Ain't no Ringo Starr
Never broke a drumstick
Never smashed a steel guitar
Never went to heaven
Never went to hell
Never won the lottery
Never saved by the bell
Ain't no AC/DC
Ain't no Jimmy Page
Never fled an angry mob
Chasing me backstage
Never met John Lennon
Never played his blue guitar
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar
Never met the king of Egypt
Let my people go
Never split the red sea
OY - that was quite a show
Never climbed the Sinai Mountain
Never blew the holy horn
And I never broke the tablets
Since the day that I was born
Never crossed the Jordan River
I, I, I, I, I
Never banned from the promised land
Till the day that I will die
Never met Ravi Shankar
Never jammed with his sitar
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar
Never drove to Woodstock
Never met The Band
Never crossed the country
In a Chevy Second hand
Never met Sinatra
Never did it my own way
Never figured out
Who shot J.F.K
Never met Colonel Sanders
Never fried in K.F.C
Never rebelled in Masada
Never drowned in the Dead sea
Never been to Dallas
Never shot J.R.
But if you dare me to
Show you what I can do
Let me blow my small Shofar
