|If you were a country, I'd be your flag|If you were a smoke, I'd be your drag|And if you were a junkie, I'd be your fix|If you were a critic, I'd be your pick||I mean what I say|When I say I'd be your anything|Baby, if you were a picture, I'd be your frame|If you were the wounded, I'd be your pain||Ya ya ya||If you were so funny, I'd be your joke|If you had the money, well we both might be broke|And if you were a gun, I'd be your kill|If you were the party, I'd be the pills||I mean what I say|When I say I'd be your everything|Oh baby, if you were a convict, I'd be your cell|If you were a housewife, I'd be your living hell||I mean what I say|When I say|Love it dissipates|