Mr Peter Ekvall - Black Sunday in the Laundry room Lyrics

It's Sunday in the laundry room what a joyous sight
The booking sheet's empty that's pure daylight
My neighbors left a novel on "Laundry Etiquette"
"Don't hog the machine don't make it wet!"

I'm stuck here on spin cycle trapped in a maze
In the purgatory of damp towels and mildew haze
A black Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom

Another note's slapped on the door: "Be Kind"
But kindness is hard when you're losing your mind
A manifesto of rage scribbled in pen
By some soap-suds vigilante who's back to the den

I'm stuck here on spin cycle losing my mind
The washers just swallow up quarters and time
A usual Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom

The timer says ten but it lied like a thief
Guess we're on spin 2 round 3 stuck in grief
I check my booking it's an hour delay
Looks like I'm spending my whole Sunday this way

I'm stuck here on spin cycle trapped in a maze
In the purgatory of damp towels and mildew haze
A black Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom

I'm sorting through socks that don't match or don't fit
And I'm finding a t-shirt that's someone else's wit
A couple walks in and I smile and I wave
With a hint of malice I'm here until my grave

I'm trapped here in spin cycle can't find a way out
Watching these wet clothes just spin all about
A usual Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom

So here's to the washers that won't ever start
To the dryers that break with a splintering heart
To the hours I'll spend in this laundry abyss
In a Sunday hellhole no one would miss

Yeah I'm trapped here on spin cycle no end in sight
Guess I'll be here all Sunday and maybe all night
In the dungeon of laundry a circular curse
If I'm back next week it'll probably be worse

A black Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom

A black Sunday in the laundry room
I'm sure it's sealing my final doom