It's the Muppet Show !
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
The Muppets Soundtrack Album Lyrics
The Muppets Soundtrack Lyrics
- The Muppets Cast - The Muppet Show Theme
- The Muppets Cast - Muppet Studios I Cant Believe It
- The Muppets Cast - Lifes A Happy Song
- The Muppets Cast - I Havent Seen The Old Gang
- The Muppets Cast - Pictures In My Head
- The Muppets Cast - We Drive
- The Muppets Cast - Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
- The Muppets Cast - That Spells Reno
- The Muppets Cast - Rainbow Connection (Moopets Version)
- The Muppets Cast - Welcome Back
- The Muppets Cast - We Built This City
- The Muppets Cast - Party Of One
- The Muppets Cast - Me Party
- The Muppets Cast - We Humbly Ask
- The Muppets Cast - Lets Talk About Me
- The Muppets Cast - The Answer Is No
- The Muppets Cast - Are You A Man Or A Muppet?
- The Muppets Cast - Man Or Muppet
- The Muppets Cast - Down At The Ole Barbershop
- The Muppets Barbershop Quartet - Smells Like Teen Spirit
- The Muppets Cast - Princesses Of Poultry
- The Muppets Cast - Forget You
- The Muppets Cast - It's Time For Our Song
- The Muppets Cast - Rainbow Connection
- The Muppets Cast - Get Out There And Help Those Guys
- The Muppets Cast - The Whistling Caruso
- The Muppets Cast - How Charming, A Finale
- The Muppets Cast - Lifes A Happy Song Finale
- The Muppets Cast - Mary, Marry Me
- The Muppets Cast - Mah Na Mah Na
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The Muppets Cast - Lifes A Happy Song
Gary:
Everything is great everything is grand I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand.
Walter:
Everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
Gary and Walter:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
Walter:
When you're alone life can be a little rough it makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall when it's just you well times can be
tough when there's no on there to catch you're fall
Gary and Walter:
Everything is great every thing is grand I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's
falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose
Walter:
With someone to paint
Gary:
And someone to pose
Gary and Walter:
Life's a piece of cake
Gary:
With someone to pedal
Walter:
And someone to brake
Gary and Walter:
Life is full of glee
Walter:
With someone to saw
Gary:
And someone to see
Gary and Walter:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me
nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
Baker:
Life's a piece of cake
Gary:
With something to give
Walter:
And something to take
Woman:
Life's a piece of pie
Waiters:
With someone to wash and someone to dry
Man:
Life's an easy road
Tire repairmen,Gary,Walter:
With someone beside you to share the load
Hippie:
Life is full of highs
Asian couple:
With someone to stir and someone to fry
Butcher:
Life's like a lamb
Gary and Walter:
With someone there to lend a hand
Florist:
Life's a bunch of flowers
Gary and Walter:
With someone to while away the hours
Fish Mongers:
Life's a fillet of fish Hey!
Gary and Walter:Yes it is
Citizens of Smalltown U.S.A.:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here
next to me I've got every thing that I need
Gary:
Right in front of me! Sorry just super excited
Mary:
Oh this is the most romantic thing ever I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles
Gary:
I know Walter can't wait either.You don't mind that he's coming right?
Mary:
No no of course not as long as we can have our anniversary dinner together that's all I ask
Gary:
Let me go check on Walter
Mary:
Everything's great everything's grand except Gary's always off with his friend it's never me and him it's always me and him
and him I wonder when it's going to end but I guess that's OK cause maybe someday I know just how it's going to be he'll ride
upon a steed and get down on one knee and say "Mary will you marry me? Please?"
Gary and Mary:
I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here
next to me
Citizens of Smalltown U.S.A.:
You've got everything that you need right in front of you nothing's stopping you nothing that you can't do that the world
can do throw at you life's a happy song
Woman:
When there's someone by your side to sing
Citizens: Life's a Happy Song
Old man when there's someone by your side to sing
Citizens:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
Everything is great everything is grand I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand.
Walter:
Everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
Gary and Walter:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
Walter:
When you're alone life can be a little rough it makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall when it's just you well times can be
tough when there's no on there to catch you're fall
Gary and Walter:
Everything is great every thing is grand I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's
falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose
Walter:
With someone to paint
Gary:
And someone to pose
Gary and Walter:
Life's a piece of cake
Gary:
With someone to pedal
Walter:
And someone to brake
Gary and Walter:
Life is full of glee
Walter:
With someone to saw
Gary:
And someone to see
Gary and Walter:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me
nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
Baker:
Life's a piece of cake
Gary:
With something to give
Walter:
And something to take
Woman:
Life's a piece of pie
Waiters:
With someone to wash and someone to dry
Man:
Life's an easy road
Tire repairmen,Gary,Walter:
With someone beside you to share the load
Hippie:
Life is full of highs
Asian couple:
With someone to stir and someone to fry
Butcher:
Life's like a lamb
Gary and Walter:
With someone there to lend a hand
Florist:
Life's a bunch of flowers
Gary and Walter:
With someone to while away the hours
Fish Mongers:
Life's a fillet of fish Hey!
Gary and Walter:Yes it is
Citizens of Smalltown U.S.A.:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here
next to me I've got every thing that I need
Gary:
Right in front of me! Sorry just super excited
Mary:
Oh this is the most romantic thing ever I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles
Gary:
I know Walter can't wait either.You don't mind that he's coming right?
Mary:
No no of course not as long as we can have our anniversary dinner together that's all I ask
Gary:
Let me go check on Walter
Mary:
Everything's great everything's grand except Gary's always off with his friend it's never me and him it's always me and him
and him I wonder when it's going to end but I guess that's OK cause maybe someday I know just how it's going to be he'll ride
upon a steed and get down on one knee and say "Mary will you marry me? Please?"
Gary and Mary:
I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here
next to me
Citizens of Smalltown U.S.A.:
You've got everything that you need right in front of you nothing's stopping you nothing that you can't do that the world
can do throw at you life's a happy song
Woman:
When there's someone by your side to sing
Citizens: Life's a Happy Song
Old man when there's someone by your side to sing
Citizens:
Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along
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The Muppets Cast - I Havent Seen The Old Gang
Gary: The only way to save the studio is to raise $10,000,000.
Kermit: $10,000,000? That's impossible!
But, I mean, the only way to raise that kind of money would be to...would be to put on a show.
And I haven't seen the old gang...in a long, long, time.
Kermit: $10,000,000? That's impossible!
But, I mean, the only way to raise that kind of money would be to...would be to put on a show.
And I haven't seen the old gang...in a long, long, time.
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The Muppets Cast - Pictures In My Head
Kermit: Is there more I could have said?
Now they're only pictures in my head.
That's why my green is feeling grey
Sometimes even frogs have rainy days.
Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out?
Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without?
If we could do it all again, just another chance to entertain
Would anybody watch or even care?
Or did something break we cant repair?
Your cannonball trajectory, it always gave me hope.
They may have been un'bear'able but I still loved your jokes
Is there more I could have said?
Now they're only pictures in my head.
Fozzie (spoken): I didn't do it, I've been framed! Ah! Wocka wocka!
Gonzo (spoken): Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!
Swedish Chef (spoken): Des ferda shun do urg es furn de chicken!
Dr.Teeth (spoken): This staccato tune has posolutely most transparantly bringin' me down. 1, 2 and a half...
Kermit and the Muppets: Could we do it all again, make them laugh like we did then?
Swedish Chef: (subtitles appear) (On the stage where we belong)
Kermit and the Muppets: We could harmonize for one more song,
Kermit: But I'm standing here instead.
Now they're only pictures in my head
Now they're only pictures in my head.
That's why my green is feeling grey
Sometimes even frogs have rainy days.
Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out?
Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without?
If we could do it all again, just another chance to entertain
Would anybody watch or even care?
Or did something break we cant repair?
Your cannonball trajectory, it always gave me hope.
They may have been un'bear'able but I still loved your jokes
Is there more I could have said?
Now they're only pictures in my head.
Fozzie (spoken): I didn't do it, I've been framed! Ah! Wocka wocka!
Gonzo (spoken): Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!
Swedish Chef (spoken): Des ferda shun do urg es furn de chicken!
Dr.Teeth (spoken): This staccato tune has posolutely most transparantly bringin' me down. 1, 2 and a half...
Kermit and the Muppets: Could we do it all again, make them laugh like we did then?
Swedish Chef: (subtitles appear) (On the stage where we belong)
Kermit and the Muppets: We could harmonize for one more song,
Kermit: But I'm standing here instead.
Now they're only pictures in my head
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The Muppets Cast - We Drive
KERMIT
I guess if we're gonna go we better get going;
We've got a lot of people to find!
GARY
Oh great! But wait, how do we find 'em?
KERMIT
Didn't you see our first movie?
We drive.
I guess if we're gonna go we better get going;
We've got a lot of people to find!
GARY
Oh great! But wait, how do we find 'em?
KERMIT
Didn't you see our first movie?
We drive.
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The Muppets Cast - Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
The MaMa pajama rolled outa bed and she ran to the police station
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
Well it's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
The mama looked down and she spit on the ground
Every time the name gets mentioned
The papa said "oy if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of Detention
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
But I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
Good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
See you me and julio down by the school yard
See you me and julio down by the school yard
In a couple of days they come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me relased
Well we was all on the cover of newsweek
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
But I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
Good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
See you me and julio down by the school yard
See you me and julio down by the school yard
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
Well it's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
The mama looked down and she spit on the ground
Every time the name gets mentioned
The papa said "oy if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of Detention
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
But I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
Good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
See you me and julio down by the school yard
See you me and julio down by the school yard
In a couple of days they come to take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest come to get me relased
Well we was all on the cover of newsweek
Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
But I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
Good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
See you me and julio down by the school yard
See you me and julio down by the school yard
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The Muppets Cast - That Spells Reno
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The Muppets Cast - Rainbow Connection (Moopets Version)
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The Muppets Cast - Welcome Back
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The Muppets Cast - We Built This City
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares - they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat
Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two watt guitars
Don't tell us you need us, cause we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, crawling through your schools
(I'm looking out over that Golden Gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny Saturday,
I'm seeing that bumper-to-bumper traffic)
Don't you remember? (remember)
(Here's your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
(We built, we built this city)
Built this city (we built, we built this city)
[repeat until fade]
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Say you don't know me, or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares - they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh, but we just lost the beat
Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two watt guitars
Don't tell us you need us, cause we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, crawling through your schools
(I'm looking out over that Golden Gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny Saturday,
I'm seeing that bumper-to-bumper traffic)
Don't you remember? (remember)
(Here's your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)
Marconi plays the mamba,
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city,
We built this city on rock an' roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
(We built, we built this city)
Built this city (we built, we built this city)
[repeat until fade]
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The Muppets Cast - Party Of One
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The Muppets Cast - Me Party
I look around
And once again I'm on my own
My man in here
He's gone and done me wrong
No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
I'm having a me party
A party by myself
A me party
I don't need nobody else
I'm having a me party
I'm the first and last to show
There's no one at this party that I don't already know
I'm not gonna sit around
By myself and wait for you
Haven't you heard, "one is the new two"
I'm gonna make a scene
I'm gonna make a fuss
Tonight I'm gonna celebrate for just the one of us
I'm having a me party
I don't need no invitation
A me party
I just love the conversation
Me party
But no one else there to
You do the math frog
It means I'm not with you
I won't lie, there are times when I wish I was with you
There are days when all this girl can see is a world that's made for two
At times like this I feel all alone and it's like nobody cares
But I only have to call my name and darling I'll be there
I'm having a me party
Haven't I seen you here before?
A me party
I'm the last one on the dance floor
Me party
A party just for one
Me party
Just a solo night frog
Me party
I'm such great company
A me party
I'll save the last dance for me
What happens at a me party
Stays at a me party
And once again I'm on my own
My man in here
He's gone and done me wrong
No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
I'm having a me party
A party by myself
A me party
I don't need nobody else
I'm having a me party
I'm the first and last to show
There's no one at this party that I don't already know
I'm not gonna sit around
By myself and wait for you
Haven't you heard, "one is the new two"
I'm gonna make a scene
I'm gonna make a fuss
Tonight I'm gonna celebrate for just the one of us
I'm having a me party
I don't need no invitation
A me party
I just love the conversation
Me party
But no one else there to
You do the math frog
It means I'm not with you
I won't lie, there are times when I wish I was with you
There are days when all this girl can see is a world that's made for two
At times like this I feel all alone and it's like nobody cares
But I only have to call my name and darling I'll be there
I'm having a me party
Haven't I seen you here before?
A me party
I'm the last one on the dance floor
Me party
A party just for one
Me party
Just a solo night frog
Me party
I'm such great company
A me party
I'll save the last dance for me
What happens at a me party
Stays at a me party
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The Muppets Cast - We Humbly Ask
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The Muppets Cast - Lets Talk About Me
Tex Richman: I'm Tex Richman
Mr. Texas "Tee"
People call me rich 'cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar then some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert had deniros
I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody Listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string
I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale consider it sold
I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold plate Mr. Twinkles again
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(Oh, it's great to be me, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Oh, come on!)
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me!)
Tex Richman: I recall a heart breaking story
About my own 10th birthday party
Should have been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there to put on a show
The started to dance they were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh; I didn't know how
Then my friends they all turned around and they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you Muppets so
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
(Richman!)
Everybody listen
(Come on, ya'll!)
Just how great it is to be him
(Oo, It's easy having this much green, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Hey, sing it again!)
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Little Muppets time to give up your dreams
Mr. Texas "Tee"
People call me rich 'cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar then some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert had deniros
I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody Listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string
I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale consider it sold
I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold plate Mr. Twinkles again
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(Oh, it's great to be me, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Oh, come on!)
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me!)
Tex Richman: I recall a heart breaking story
About my own 10th birthday party
Should have been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there to put on a show
The started to dance they were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh; I didn't know how
Then my friends they all turned around and they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you Muppets so
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
(Richman!)
Everybody listen
(Come on, ya'll!)
Just how great it is to be him
(Oo, It's easy having this much green, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Hey, sing it again!)
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Little Muppets time to give up your dreams
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The Muppets Cast - The Answer Is No
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The Muppets Cast - Are You A Man Or A Muppet?
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The Muppets Cast - Man Or Muppet
Gary: I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
Whats the right direction to go
I dont know
Am I a man or am I a muppet (am I a muppet)
If I知 a muppet then I知 a very manly muppet (very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I知 a man that makes me a muppet of a man (a muppet of a man)
Walter: I look into these eyes
And I dont recognize
The one I see inside
Its time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet (am I a muppet)
If I知 a muppet well then I知 a very manly muppet (very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I知 a man that makes me a muppet of a man (a muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I知 always running out of time
I think I made up my mind
Now i understand who i am
I知 a man
I知 a muppet
I知 a muppet of a man
I知 a very manly muppet
I知 a muppeted man
That痴 what i am
And I ask myself the question
Whats the right direction to go
I dont know
Am I a man or am I a muppet (am I a muppet)
If I知 a muppet then I知 a very manly muppet (very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I知 a man that makes me a muppet of a man (a muppet of a man)
Walter: I look into these eyes
And I dont recognize
The one I see inside
Its time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet (am I a muppet)
If I知 a muppet well then I知 a very manly muppet (very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I知 a man that makes me a muppet of a man (a muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I知 always running out of time
I think I made up my mind
Now i understand who i am
I知 a man
I知 a muppet
I知 a muppet of a man
I知 a very manly muppet
I知 a muppeted man
That痴 what i am
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The Muppets Cast - Down At The Ole Barbershop
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The Muppets Barbershop Quartet - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial
Writer: Chris Novoselic, David Grohl, Kurt Cobain
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The Muppets Cast - Princesses Of Poultry
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The Muppets Cast - Forget You
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The Muppets Cast - It's Time For Our Song
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The Muppets Cast - Rainbow Connection
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told, and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong; wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
All of us under its spell;
We know that it's probably magic
Have you been half asleep and heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
La da da de da da do
La la da da da de da do
[Thanks to aidendm for correcting these lyrics]
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told, and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong; wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us star gazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me
All of us under its spell;
We know that it's probably magic
Have you been half asleep and heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be
Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
La da da de da da do
La la da da da de da do
[Thanks to aidendm for correcting these lyrics]
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The Muppets Cast - Get Out There And Help Those Guys
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The Muppets Cast - How Charming, A Finale
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The Muppets Cast - Lifes A Happy Song Finale
kermit: everything is great
piggy: everything is grand
walter: we got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand
gary: everything is perfect
mary: its falling into place
uncle deadly: i cant seem to wipe this smile off my face
penguins: lifes a happy song (in penguin voice)
electric mayhem: when theres someone by your side to sing along
gary: everything is great we'll live happily ever after
scooter: and we'll keep giving the world the 3rd greatest gift
fozzie: laughter
marvin suggs: ze movies almost over. its time to sing some more
tex: will you please stop singing you've already sung this song
lifes a happy song when theres someone by your side to sing along
statler: were happier when you dont sing
girls: we've got everything that we need we can be whatever we want to be
guys: nothing we cant do
kermit: the skies are blue with its me and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and well all of you
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
we've got everything that we need
we can be whatever we want to be
nothing we cant do
the skies are blue with its me and you and you and you
life's a happy song
bobo: when theres someone by your side to sing
lifes a happy song
beaker: me me me me me me me me me me
lifes a happy song when there's someone someone someone by your side to sing along
piggy: everything is grand
walter: we got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand
gary: everything is perfect
mary: its falling into place
uncle deadly: i cant seem to wipe this smile off my face
penguins: lifes a happy song (in penguin voice)
electric mayhem: when theres someone by your side to sing along
gary: everything is great we'll live happily ever after
scooter: and we'll keep giving the world the 3rd greatest gift
fozzie: laughter
marvin suggs: ze movies almost over. its time to sing some more
tex: will you please stop singing you've already sung this song
lifes a happy song when theres someone by your side to sing along
statler: were happier when you dont sing
girls: we've got everything that we need we can be whatever we want to be
guys: nothing we cant do
kermit: the skies are blue with its me and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and well all of you
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
we've got everything that we need
we can be whatever we want to be
nothing we cant do
the skies are blue with its me and you and you and you
life's a happy song
bobo: when theres someone by your side to sing
lifes a happy song
beaker: me me me me me me me me me me
lifes a happy song when there's someone someone someone by your side to sing along
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The Muppets Cast - Mary, Marry Me
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The Muppets Cast - Mah Na Mah Na
Snowths:
Do doo do doo do do do do do do doo doo doo do doo do do doo do do do do do.
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
Ma Nah Ma Nah
Snowths:
do doo do doo do.
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
Ma Nah Ma Nah!
Snowths:
do do do do!
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
do doo do do doo do doo doo do doo do doo do do do do do do do do!
Ma Nah Mah Nah:
ma nah ma nah a ma nah mah nah manh ma...uh...oh! Ma Nah Ma Nah!
(Repeat Throught song.)
Kermit:
Hello?
(goes up to Snowths hold phone up to there horns.)
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
(throught phone)
Ma Nah Ma Nah!
Do doo do doo do do do do do do doo doo doo do doo do do doo do do do do do.
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
Ma Nah Ma Nah
Snowths:
do doo do doo do.
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
Ma Nah Ma Nah!
Snowths:
do do do do!
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
do doo do do doo do doo doo do doo do doo do do do do do do do do!
Ma Nah Mah Nah:
ma nah ma nah a ma nah mah nah manh ma...uh...oh! Ma Nah Ma Nah!
(Repeat Throught song.)
Kermit:
Hello?
(goes up to Snowths hold phone up to there horns.)
Ma Nah Ma Nah:
(throught phone)
Ma Nah Ma Nah!
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The Muppets: An Original Walt Disney Records Soundtrack is a soundtrack album released by Walt Disney Records on November 22, 2011 for the musical comedy film The Muppets. The soundtrack features five original songs, four re-recordings and remasterings of popular Muppet songs ("The Muppet Show Theme", "Rainbow Connection", and "Mah Nà Mah Nà"), two cover versions of existing songs (Cee Lo Green's "Forget You" and Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"), two standalone songs (Paul Simon's "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" and Starship's "We Built This City"), and fifteen dialogue tracks. It also features the song "Man or Muppet", which won the Academy Award for Best Original Song. The soundtrack was also nominated for Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media at the 55th Grammy Awards.
Songs not included in the album, but featured in the film include Gary Numan's "Cars", AC/DC's "Back in Black", George Thorogood's "Bad to the Bone", Jeff Moss' "Together Again" (from The Muppets Take Manhattan) and Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes' "(I've Had) The Time of My Life".
A Spanish version of the soundtrack was released as Los Muppets: Banda Sonora Original de Walt Disney Records on December 6, 2011. The Spanish version received a nomination for Best Latin Children's Album at the 13th Latin Grammy Awards.
Genre(s):
Soundtrack, Musical theatre, Pop, Rock Songs not included in the album, but featured in the film include Gary Numan's "Cars", AC/DC's "Back in Black", George Thorogood's "Bad to the Bone", Jeff Moss' "Together Again" (from The Muppets Take Manhattan) and Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes' "(I've Had) The Time of My Life".
A Spanish version of the soundtrack was released as Los Muppets: Banda Sonora Original de Walt Disney Records on December 6, 2011. The Spanish version received a nomination for Best Latin Children's Album at the 13th Latin Grammy Awards.
Producer(s): Kaylin Frank, Mitchell Leib
Length: 40:05
Released: November 22nd, 2011
Year: 2011