The Muppets - Would You Like to Buy an O? Lyrics

Would you like to buy an O?
Round and neat.
A nearly perfect circle,
Tidy and complete.
You can sing a pretty song with it like so-oo:
O! O! O!
(isn't that catchy)

Would you like to buy an O?
circular and sweet?
O looks just like a donut,
really good enough to eat
It'll cost ya just a nickel
(A nickel?!?!?)
Shhhhhh! Riiiiight.

So buy the o and take it home tonight.

So would you like to buy an O?
I'm opening the door.
It's not often that I offer,
really, could you ask for more?

It'll cost you just a nickel
(a nickel?!?!)
shhh! Riiiight.
So buy the o, and take it home tonight,
don't ask any questions,
just buy the o and take it home tonight,
you'll really love it,
just buy the o and take it home tonight.