Long lost treasures never found
I buried that bitch in the underground
She's still dead just as I recall
The black tar filled its lungs
Drove me far from home
But I'm still alive
The dragon has been slayed
Aided by the utilization
Of my mighty blade
The dragon has been slayed
I am chained no more
The airplanes fly again
Into the night they soar
Shut the garage down
The treehouse is in flames
The pool has been opened
It's summer once again
Once there was a dragon and it terrorized the villagers
The princess was in danger till St. George came to rescue her
He rode his mighty steed to the valley where the dragon lived
The beast it looked so fierce but St. George was determined
He stabbed the dragon with his spear but its vicious scales were much too tough
He lunged at the great beast again but all his strength was not enough
Finally he struck the beast and sliced it with his mighty blade
The dragon's blood spilled everywhere, the wicked demon had been slayed
Leave the cave empty handed
Find I've missed what we demanded
The long journey back sends me reeling
And later find what you're concealing
I told that bitch come back to me
She could even f*ck for free
But she just wouldn't have any
And now I want the deep blue sea
All the drugs inside of me
But the numbness wouldn't let me be
Our demons fill the happy tree
And turn our faces sad with glee
I'm homeless let me be
Just 'cause I am from the street
Toss a dime or a penny
Or a swag two or three
In a pod like a bunch of peas
Washington with a cherry tree
I love wood and D.C.
Shoes that is, f*ck presidency
Jokes love this swag country
Its so phat and THC
Why's it burn when I pee?
Must be all the STDs
Why was 6 afraid of 17?
He f*cked him in the butthole tree
Thats whats rhymes I make for free
Want quality? Try paying me
A gypsy said I had herpes
I said nope that's not for me
Look out boss, here's my cock
Gobble gobble swallow bitch
We're all teenage velociraptors
Living in a primordial time
We're all teenage velociraptors
Trying to slay dragons of a different kind