Music for Deaf People - Gameplan Lyrics

Ten Four, but hold on one second.
Your man's in the kitchen cookin' up some skitzo
I'm in my beat lab cooking deaf people
I'm like a rock but your man is feeble
Yarn eye's in the other room cooking up some art
Pull my eleventh finger I think I gotta fart.
Multiplying's easy so is eating cheezies

Especially if you're sleazy
Would you like a freezie?
I'm doing addition just for you
Here's a bunk bed made for two

Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan
Better not say that she's got another man
If he stays I'm shakin' his hand
Sinking my U-boat under her mainland

How does it feel to be trapped in the garage
When the treehouse is swimming in broads
You say your man's tough as an ox, all I see is a toolbox
Me and AP picked up some swag socks, our shaggin' wagon it has no shocks
Then one day I bet AP could play gameplan with blondie
He commentated the whole sport, I took my snack wrap with no tort
Back to my house of one, to the music room for some fun

Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan
Better not say that she's got another man
If he stays I'm shakin' his hand
Sinking my U-boat under her mainland

Then me and AP
Then me and DG

Decided that we wanna
Learn about the number 3
Cuz two plus 1
Equals sexy
A peace offering of illicit things
Prepare for us to be your kings
Stand on top of a tall mountain
Want a jacket? Here's a fountain

Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan
Better not say that she's got another man
If he stays I'm shakin' his hand
Sinking my U-boat under her mainland

Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of me
Yohoho and a bottle of rum