There's a bar outside of town
Where the venom always flows
Long haul truckers
Playing poker in the dark
Lizards in the outhouse
Making threatening demands
The barkeep is a grizzly bear
In a polyester track suit
But this is why we came here
Let's have another round
You're never gonna leave here
But don't let that get you down
Just pour another round
Why does this box of newspaper
Smell of gasoline and toast
There's a fire in the icebox
And the barstools are in quicksand
Bouncer points his pistol
At anyone who laughs
There's foxglove on the menu
And a jar full of tapeworms
But this is why we came here
Let's have another round
You're never gonna leave here
But don't let that get you down
Just pour another round