Hi everybody how are you doing today?
I'm sorry about the mess that i made
I didn't mean to eat the fish from your tank
But couldn't stand watching death wish again
I screw up everywhere i go
So nobody ever drives me home
I'm alone (3x)
I'm drunk and i wanna go home
Even my wife who used to say she loved me
Couldn't take it anymore said i smell like conan
So she left me for somebody else
Now i know that someone is a woman
Now i drink and disturb everyone
But something tells me it ain't fun
Chorus
Since my wife left me that day
I decided to put a party on
I said beer and lard were for free
And told everyone that i could meet
Nobody showed up that day
Even my dog went away
Chorus
I'm alone, i'm alone lone lone, i'm alone...
I wanna go home... take me home!!!