My Buddy Eric - As Seen On TV Lyrics

I hate the gov just as much as my girlfriend
She gives me love if I hate the right person
I like to think
That I do think
I hear the same thing from my bestfriend
Bitch and complain as we walk down the west end
He needs a job
But he's too gone
(Oo-la-la-la-lah)
(Oo-la-la-la-lah)
He's a tough one looks appealing
They think he's handsome what are they feeling
They put his face on the wall of the basement
I think his face belongs on the PAVEMENT
Stay out late tell the guilt t-t-t-takes me home
One year later I find I'm a-a-all alone
But who really needs anyone anyway
It's not like my sense of style could've made her stay
Isn't that the way these things go
So predictable
Isn't that the way it tends to be
As seen on TV
Isn't that the way these things go
So pharmaceutical
These girls are never as they seem
As seen on TV
I run my mouth until there's a fist-fight
Not a great choice looking in hindsight
I lost can't lie
But you should see the other guy
I find it funny
You said I made you walk away
But babe I don't think that's likely
Your new boyfriend looks just like me
Isn't that the way these things go
So predictable
Isn't that the way it tends to be
As seen on TV
Isn't that the way these things go
So pharmaceutical
These girls are never as they seem
As seen on TV
Some nights I lie awake
Run through my past mistakes
Memories I'll never shake
Oo-la-la-la-lah
Highway speeds fly away
Dreamin my heart escapes
My friends sit there and wait
Oo-la-la-la-lah
Isn't that the way these things go
So predictable
Isn't that the way it tends to be
AS SEEN ON TV
Isn't that the way these things go
So pharmaceutical
These girls are never as they seem
As seen on TV
That's groovy baby