My Buddy Eric - who tf is eric? Lyrics

What if I said I love you
I'd laugh at you, OH get f*cked, I'm kidding
Who the f*ck is Eric
She said that you're sick
And you'll never get with me as long as you live
What a pity I begged my tone was sarcastic
Kick back take a sip
Oh she was pissed
Looks like you found your type
Made that mistake again
Could give you one more try
This time could be different
We kissed in my car last night
I thought you I heard you say we'd be alright
How do I leave this room
Make my quick exit
She grabs ahold of my hand
Not this shit again
I fell down the stairs last night
Spilled a drink on my shirt
But I'll be fine
You're hiding upon the shelf in
My good health and awful timing
Right next to those old notebooks
Those dirty looks and forgotten jewelry
Your not as funny as you think
My mutuals tell me everything
My jacket, the bad beer
I remember sorry if that's weird
Looks like you found your type
Made that mistake again
Could give you one more try
This time could be different
We kissed in my car last night
I thought you I heard you say we'd be alright
How do I leave this room
Make my quick exit
She grabs ahold of my hand
Not this shit again
You blew smoke in my face last night
You know I hate the smell of blue razz ice
(Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system)
This blows (heh) I hate this whole party
You're not here, so I'm inclined to leave
You're upset what he said last week
Its alright you can tell me anything
She said that your sick
You never said we'd be alright (We aren't, just fine, just fine, just fine)
And you'll never get with me as long as you live
Sleep when I'm dead I'll be alright (We need, more time, more time, more time)
What a pity I begged my tone was sarcastic
(We aren't just fine, just fine, just fine)
(We need, more time, more time, more)