Buy me a box of condoms and I'll buy you ointment
Like victor laughed, we'll be laughing when you're next
Of all the reasons you should die
Here's one through four
You're a punk
You're a punk
You're a punk
You're a punk
You might think that you're better than me
At least we don't have H.P.V.
You might think that you're better than Dave
I've got one hand on my nine
And the other's on my crotch
Scrub collective desks while your children watch
Blessed be the humble for they will inherit the Earth
But people like you will inherit small pox
You might think that you're better than me
At least we don't have H.P.V.
You might think that you're better than me
At least we don't have H.P.V.