Chicken And Feathers Lyrics by Nick Lowe

Always I wait
Always I wonder
But now something's coming on
And about time
Everything is straighter now
And without surprises (surprises surprises)
They're handing out the prizes now
And here comes mine

Cause you get the chicken
I get the feathers
I'm always you can crawl
Nobody whether
Whether I'm right
Or I'm wrong
But this sorry situation gonna be changing pretty soon

Oh yeah
Uh huh
Boo hoo

Patience of saints
Is what I've got tons of
But even saints have got to snap some time
And I'm about to
You can put the pressure on
Like taking candy (candy candy)
Everything is dandy now (dandy now)
According to you

Ohh
I get to sip
You get to swallow
Which is why I'm dying of thirst
Got to beaten hollow.
Whether I'm right
Or I'm wrong
This sorry situation gonna be changing pretty soon.

You get the chicken
I get the feathers
I'm always you can crawl
Nobody whether
Whether I'm right
Or I'm wrong
This sorry situation gonna be changing pretty soon

Oh yeah
Uh huh
Boo hoo

Oh yeah
Uh huh
Boo hoo (Boo hoo)

Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Uh huh (Uh huh)
Boo hoo (Boo hoo)

Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
Uh huh (Uh huh)
Boo hoo (Boo hoo)

[Thanks to ralphreinert for adding these lyrics]