All My Ex-Girlfriends Video (MV)

I've noticed a trend and I'd like to retell it
Cuz it's pretty surreal and I think they'd do well if
They made it a movie, I'm sure they could sell it
But instead I put it here in this song

All my ex-girlfriends end up with my friends
And I'm so glad they're happy, but it's hard to pretend
That it doesn't affect me and it happens again and again

I'm starting to see that I know how to choose them
And lucky for my friends, I know how to lose them
But I don't understand how they just can't refuse them
When they know that I dated them first

All my ex-girlfriends end up with my friends
And I'm so glad they're happy, but it's hard to pretend
That it doesn't affect me and it happens again and again

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying i'm jealous
But I talk to the mirror cuz I'm all outta fellas
And the guy over there says "be glad that they tell us"
But I'm pretty sure that that makes it worse

All my ex-girlfriends end up with my friends
And I'm so glad they're happy, but it's hard to pretend
That it doesn't affect me and it happens again and again

I guess in the end that it don't really matter
And if I think about it, I guess that i'm flattered
That when I introduced them, their hearts pitter pattered
And if it's true I guess it ain't wrong

All my ex-girlfriends end up with my friends
And I'm so glad they're happy, but it's hard to pretend
That it doesn't affect me and it happens again and again