The earth was wet with the dew of the dawn
As the warm scented air swept over the lawn;
A big fat worm came out of the ground
To see the world and to look around;
And as he gazed at the azure sky
Another little worm came up nearby.
Said he, with a wiggle, "You're a cute little worm,
Let's you and I go out for a squirm.
I could easily fall in love with you
If you'll condescend to a rendezvous."
But the cute little worm just shook its head
And to the big fat worm it said,
"No rendezvous between us two
Cause I'm the other end of you.