It's 2014 or something, forget everyone I loved for nothing
Drinking beers and loving people I barely know
Get drunk and lie in bed with me, tonight, I feel like another person who's happy
Get drunk and lie to me, and lie to me so I'm happy
I'm getting high and learning how to ride my bike, in the basement
My car's broken down and now I'm in the debt to the towie
He calls me a piece of shit (nah f*ck off), it's like he doesn't even know me
I spent all my money on spirits so I can have a bit more spirit
I'll try to explain it, but I'm not quite coherent
I'm getting high and learning how to ride my bike, in the basement
When I'm over point zero five, I'm always tempted to drive
But I have a bike now, so I can always ride
My friends say that the same rules apply to me
Which is lucky because I still find it hard to control my feet, after drink number three
I'm getting high, I'm getting high, I'm getting high, I'm getting high
I'm getting high and learning how to ride my bike, in the basement