Nicholas Bernardi - Preamble (SchizophreNick, Pt. I) Lyrics

Hey, Nicholas! Snap out of it
Huh? Where is this place?
Your subconscious. Where I live
Who are you?

I'm your rapper, Alter Ego"SchizophreNick"
Clever pun, I guess
Concept seems derivative
Maybe derogatory

Hello, ladies!
Who's this guy?
Me? I'm your stage persona
I'm your party persona

And I'm your persona non grata
They call me"Bernardi Gras"
A lot of puns going on up here
Listen, are you ready to do this?

What are we doing?
Mr. Rapper, you didn't tell him
I was getting to it. You interrupted us
Look, kid, we're

Putting together an album
In my subconscious
You know of a better place to start?
I guess not

Well, strap in, and please keep your arms and legs in the vehicles at all times
Wait, wait, I thought I was
Gah