Children you've got to go to bed
Mom and dad are turning so damn red
It's time for an evening of screamin'
And heavily breathin'
As we watch the TV
Steamy bathtub
Candlelight
Wakin' up again in the middle of the night
Audaciously horny and ready to choreograph
Our next scene
Let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
I'll play the prince
You can play the princess
Just don't make the storyline too complex
Let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
Like we're actors on a set
I'll show my ass off but not your breasts
Guilt and shame and naivety
No time for sips of English tea
Put away our phones like it's 1823
Fantasize
Romanticize
About f*ckin' in a tub
Wrapped between your thighs
While you lustfully scream
With the magic of erotic
Cinematography
Let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
I'll take my pants off but not your dress
We'll plan our motions like a game of chess
Oh let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
I'll play the virgin
You can play experienced
This sexual dichotomy is so intense
An orgasmically rich
Netflix experience
Exploding together
In all types of weather
In our lust
We shall trust
Until
The next season
When this sexual tension
Shall suddenly reappear
Oh let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
All this royal grinding spares no expense
Even kings and queens would be jealous
Oh hell yes
Let's
Let's have Bridgerton sex
Outside on the hard cement
While we're balancing on a desk (f*ck yes, f*ck yes)
It's time for Bridgerton sex
Please more Bridgerton sex
Oh hell yes
Bring on that Bridgerton sex (f*ck yes, f*ck yes)
Let's rewatch the last season
So we can have another round
Of that Bridgerton
Please more Bridgerton
Give me that Bridgerton sex (f*ck yes, f*ck yes)
Pull out my royal tallywacker
Just don't show it to the camera
As I go into your vagina (oh yes)
For more oh-so Bridgerton sex