I just got 200 Subscribers on YouTube
Congratulations to me
It's like I'm finally spreading my wings
Gee, won't my family be so impressed
Hell yes
Should I celebrate with a cup of coffee
Or should I celebrate with more sex
Or better yet
Drink coffee while I'm having sex
At the same time
I think that's what they call
Livin' my best life
Oh, I just got 200 Subscribers on YouTube
Oh yeah
Which means the brand deals will soon be flowin
My bank account's about to have those big ass numbers showin
Whoa yeah
The universe is givin' me a sign
At least that's what I keep sayin
In my f*cked-up mind
Oh yeah
Thank ya everyone
For payin' attention to
My channel that still has no direction
Oh I love you
Please subscribe
Yes and tell your friends
If they don't
They'll surely die
Everybody subscribe to my channel now
Please
(laughter)
That was, that was the right key at the, the end there
The last one, I finally (laughter)
I'll just jump to the fourth
Why the f*ck not?
Why the f*ck not Nick? (Meh)
It makes sense
Congratulations to me! (laughter)