You go out
You're not half what you
Were when I first met you
When you get pissed
We find out who you are
Tell us this much
How is your car
Why is it you get in this state
The pride of your Ma and Pa
Fumbling for loose change
You get the last pint in
Could be the last one of your life
When you get pissed
We find out who you are
Tell us this much
How is your car
Why is it you get in this state
The pride of your Ma and Pa
And there he goes up the bar
Falling over that stool
Cutting his hand on the glass
What a fool
When you go up the bar
Mumbling for a pint
Contemplating those fish and chips
Really what's the point
Wasting your life away
But aren't we all