I'm dead to the world if anybody comes a askin'
Cause I'm a sittin' here drinkin' on a sunny beach just relaxin'
My race is run, I'm moving slow as molasses
I got my old straw hat and a pair of pink sunglasses
I'm a little out of place but I won't let it ruin my good time
There's a big bonfire and a band playing' at the Old Key Lime
I'm heading on over for a cold rum floater by noon time
A little sand in my shoes and a tiki bar stool will do just fine
I'm dead to the world if anybody comes a askin'
Cause I'm a sittin' here drinkin' on a sunny beach just relaxin'
My race is run, I'm moving slow as molasses
I got my old straw hat and a pair of pink sunglasses
You see these are magic sunglasses because they were found at the bottom of the sea
They probably belonged to a mermaid once, but now they belong to me
They've got bottle openers at each end that sit behind my ears
Which comes in handy when I'm about to crush a hundred beers
I'm dead to the world if anybody comes a askin'
Cause I'm a sittin' here drinkin' on a sunny beach just relaxin'
My race is run, I'm moving slow as molasses
I got my old straw hat and a pair of pink sunglasses
I got my old straw hat and a pair of pink sunglasses