NightmareNate - Campfire (Simp Remix) Lyrics

Hey guys
I never thought I would have to make this video
But I haven't been honest with you
So here I go
In my videos, I act like I'm so cool
When really in my friend group, I'm just the lonely tool
In my videos, I act like I'm a pimp
When deep down inside, I know I'm just a simp
I be droppin' G's on Alinity and Pokimane
Soon I'm gonna have to just say "Here, take my piggy bank"
Soon I'm gonna have to drop some money on a shank
So I can protect my queen and all the other simps get flanked
You know, they call me the cannon
'Cause all my bars are fire
But if you say I'm not a simp we all know you're a liar
I know that simping is my one true desire
Call me Brer Rabbit, 'cause I like getting stepped on in the briar (Patch)
I swear, I'm one hundred times the simp as you
I'm subscribed to both Poki One and Poki Too
My simping addiction has made me lose my crew
But these girls, they're so hot, they be giving me the flu
Uh- I hope this explains all my weird behavior recently
Mom, I'm so sorry
I'm so so sorry Mom
Thank you for watching
I promise I will never lie to you guys again
Thank you