He was unemployed and rich
An expert drunken driver
With a most alarming itch
He was belly deep in cronies
They laughed at all his jokes
There were sycophants and phonies
And a lot of daddy's folks
He was
Loud, proud, confident and wrong
Bold, positive and strong
Cold, sure but all along
He was loud, proud, confident and wrong
He cut his teeth in Texas
That put him on the map
Fried more than Colonel Sanders
What an interesting chap
B.S. inclination
U.S. troglodyte
A fundamental Christian
Yeah, fundament is right
He was
Loud, proud, confident and wrong
Bold, positive and strong
Cold, sure but all along
He was loud, proud, confident and wrong
Got the job that he was born for
Not quite bona fide
He had brother in his corner
And God was on his side
To leave us in the shitehouse
God thought he'd have some fun
So he put him in the Whitehouse
And said give this man a gun
He was
Loud, proud, confident and wrong
Bold, positive and strong
Cold, sure but all along
He was loud, proud confident and wrong
Bold, positive and strong
Cold, ignorant and brash
Flash, sure and all along
He was loud, proud confident and wrong