No Big Deal - (It) Might As Well Snow Lyrics

Baby, it's about that time again
For ugly sweaters, mistletoe, and gingerbread men
But lately, this season's driving me insane
With the bitter wind, cold sleet, and freezing rain

Still merrily, I string the house with lights
Even though I'm losing my toes to frost bite
Just maybe, I'll be jollier this year
If Santa can bring me that one Christmas cheer

Cause I think that he should know
Some things we don't outgrow
Soft and white and such a warming sight
So I say

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
South of the border to Mexico
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
A rainforest in the African Congo
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

Sadly, still all I'm seeing is brown
Dead grass, frozen dirt throughout the town
Luckily, we can't go out the door
Cause the temperature outside is negative four

So party, you can always do it inside
Get drunk, dance and laugh for Yuletide
And hopefully, Santa knows that we've been good
And will bring a white Christmas as he should

Cause I'm sure that he has heard
The weather here's absurd
On Christmas, might Santa bring us delight?
Will he say

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
Take a cruise down to Puerto Rico
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
An early carnival in Rio de Janeiro
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

He'll see on the twenty-fifth
Global warming's just a myth
And at Christmas light, Santa will make it right
Cause he'll say

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
Land down under? I'm not below
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
Here I come Hawaiian volcano
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
Hop around to each Thailand koh
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

If it's gonna be this cold it might as well snow
Or I've gotta find some place warmer to go
Key Largo, Montego, or Kokomo
Cause when it's this cold it might as well snow

When it's this cold it might as well snow
Ho ho ho ho it might as well snow