If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.
Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow
Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong
If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.
Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow
Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Drink it down now.