NOFX - Oxy Moronic Lyrics

I've been called an oxymoron
Because I question which drugs our war's on
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
The healers have become the harmers
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
What we used to call dealers
We now call doctors
I might be a CD Cynic
'Cause that crack house is now a clinic
It's time they change the name of the oath to
The hypocritic or the parasitic

It isn't Adderalltruistic
By overprescribing
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
With a Subketamining
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativanishing

With every Demeroltercation
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
You're just Cialistrated
'Cause we made your dick deflated

It's oxy moronic
It's oxy moronic

It should be doctors getting busted
For their Klonopinions we trusted
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
That served us the Vicodinners
I don't want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists

It's oxy moronic
It's oxy moronic
It's oxy moronic
It's oxy moronic

Don't think that I am being crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
Because of Percosex
How can we Hydrocondone
Their blatant misconduct
They don't care for patients
They care about pushing product

Are you oxy moronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're oxy moronic

I've been called an oxymoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron
I'm an oxymoron

It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
Our country's being factory farmed
It's oxy moronic
It's time to sound the alarma
We can't put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they're called Big Pharma

And it's oxy moronic
And it's oxy moronic
It's all oxy moronic
It's all oxy moronic

Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay
"Most of your house is" what does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
"Now all of your house is hydroponic"
"Most" is sappy. Really, it's like saying "maybe"
How about "Now your mom's house is hydroponic"?
Yes! That's f*cking way better
God, you f*cking woke up
Come on, Mike, where you've been?
Shut the f*ck up, fool
Where you've been all month?