Love's brought me to a crossroads
In the lunchroom here today
I just can't justify it
With politics in the way
At first it seemed so promising
We even wear the same old shoes
Her Vans can't change the fact that
She watches Fox News
Look to the right and see all that I abhor
Look to the left It's missing someone I adore
The middle road's a snooze
Either way I lose
It's not lunch it's a tug of
How can she
Really believe
How can she
Really believe
How can she
Really believe
Fox is such a deal breaker
I thought as I downed my peas
Now every time I think of her
I want to punch Hannity
While she waited in the lunch line
Wearing a Melvins shirt
She touted Tomi Lahren
And boy that really hurt
Look to the right and see all that I abhor
Look to the left it's missing someone I adore
The middle road's a snooze
Either way I lose
It's not lunch it's a tug of
How can she
Really believe
How can she
Really believe
How can she
Really believe
They say love is blind
But if there's one thing I can see
How can I be in love
With her hateful ideology
Look to the right and see all that I abhor
Look to the left it's missing someone I adore
The middle road's a snooze
Either way I lose
It's not lunch it's a tug of
The middle road's a snooze
Either way I lose
It's not lunch it's a tug of
War