Nonsensical Menageries - DO NOT REDEEM!! Lyrics

Ohhhh ahhhhhh, let's go!
Hahllo, dis is Michael Smith from Microsoft Fraud Department
We've detected a virus on your cahmpyootar
We will have to update your cahmpyootar
I will need to access your cahmpyootar

What is your user ID, sarr?
Please ender your name, sarr
Will be a charge of $35 for the service
What it says on your screen

Ohh, sarr, I've sent you $3500 accidentally
I'm going to lose my job, sarr
You will need to go to the grocery store near you
Did you hear about gift cards?

You're supposed to go outside
You're supposed to buy gift cards
CVS Pharmacy
Do you get card? Do you get card?

What are you doeeen?
Sarr, what are you doeeeen?
Do nottt redeeeem
No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!

The Google Play gift card, only the 16-digit number
Don't open Google Play
You don't have to look for instructions
Just listen to me, write down the card number

I will lose my job, I tell you
Open your notepad, tell me the card number
Do you got the 3 cards?
Each for $500?

You give me the wrong card number
Sarr, sarrrr, what r you doeen now?
What r you doeeennnn?
Do nottt redeeeem,
No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!
Do nottt redeeeem,
Do nottt redeeeem,
Do nottt redeeeem,
No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!