Julie Andrews Video (MV)

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

I got the girl but my friends all said
Well what's she like, is she good in bed?
She was the one that they dreamed of
But it was me that she was thinking of, and

She came over and she asked me for a date
Well I couldn't believe it, I couldn't wait
So we went for a drink but she had lemonade
Well if this carries on, I'll never get laid

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

A dildo, a deer or a female queer
She doesn't understand, no she doesn't even care
She goes to church and she prays to the Lord, but she's
Learning things that'll make me bored and

All I want is her touching me
But she's going upstairs to read some poetry
Then she tells me sex is banned
So what're you doing with your right hand?

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

All said and done, I think I love her
Even though she carries on about her Mother
And she thinks that I'm the best
Because I'm not like all the rest, oh

We took the back seat of my car
But she had a padlock holding on her bra
I stole a kiss but she said to me
I'm saving myself for my wedding day, so

I proposed but I didn't have a thing
So I had to make the use of a coke can ring
My hand went down but what the hell
She was wearing big knickers and a chastity belt!

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music

I wished my baby was like the girlies in the porno movies
But it turns out she was just like
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music