Last night I met a man
He stayed up late and hatched a plan
A diabolical and sexy plan
Hes a bold and mighty man
Crustacean pants and lobster hats
With a 1000 pussycats
He's a dancing seismic shifter
It's the Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fist her mister
You can't be picky when your sticky
Action quickie brutal Hickey
Mr. Have you seen my sister?
She left me for the Fister blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fist her mister
Hey Mr. You're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mister
Mister Fister
Hey Mr. You're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mister
Fister Blister
The now you know the master plan
You're rule the world with an iron gland
Never play a game of twister
When you're with Fister blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fister Blister
Fist her mister