If I had superpowers then that shit, it'd be nuts
I'd bleed out acid from my emo cuts
And with like Magneto I'd hide out up under stars
And I'd play hot wheels with real-life cars
You know I'd dive bomb people if only I could fly
I'd search out my targets as I'm floating through the sky
And when I'd hit the ground I'd probably explode
But it wouldn't kill me like I won't even grow old
Cause if I get em' best believe I'm going out with power
I'll bring the city to its knees in a matter of hours
I'll burn this whole bitch up, cause I'm hot like the Torch
So if you're an average Joe, bitch stay up on your porch
I'll leave the streets runnin' red from all of this gore
Droppin' fists on mother f*ckers like the hammer of Thor
And just like Atom Man bitch I'm strong as an OX
And if you get into my way then Imma blow you out your socks
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
What I really want in life is superpowers
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
Goddammit God give me superpowers
If I had super speed I'd rob stores all evening
Cause I be movin' so fast that the cameras can't see me
If the shit just disappears right up out of the case
Then somehow found its way back to my place
I'd even have the ability to produce blades
That come out of my wrist and go on for days
I'm not talkin' 'bout just killing people down the street
I'd behead every f*cker running in a track meet
Cause if I get em' man, all you is f*cked
Because I'll keep suckin' in air until I finally blow up
Shootin' bullets out my fingers like I'm holdin' pistols
And don't look me in my eyes bitch I'll turn you to crystal
(Cause I smash down shit like the Incredible Hulk)
Leaping off rooftops and going for broke
And if you get into my way then Imma turn you to a ghost
You'll get your ass beat with a telephone post
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
What I really want in life is superpowers
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
Goddammit God give me superpowers
I probably wouldn't mind shootin' lasers out my eyes
Or being able to tell the truth from a pack of lies
I'd like to clap my hands though and shake the ground
And walk on top of dead leaves and not make one sound
I'd make everybody do what I want, cause that'd be sick
Like some kind of f*cked up super Jedi mind trick
I'd also like to shoot energy beams like a G
Just like Vegeta on Dragon Ball Z
Would I have invisibility, you better believe
F*ck John Cena Bitch
You can't see me
I'm camouflage than a mother f*cker hiding in trees
With aim like Hawkeye shootin' bitches with ease
I'd be the world's best villain once I found my niche
I'd mastermind my plans to go off with no hitch
I also wouldn't mind being super-rich
So I can get a f*ckin' job just to quit that bitch
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
What I really want in life is superpowers
I wanna be the one that people watch for hours
I wanna be the one that's standing on top of towers
I wanna be the one causing that's meteor showers
Goddammit God give me superpowers