Deep underground
On that loaded city train
There is a funky smell scaring everyone away
People makin' funny faces when he passes by
He's over there and over here
He isn't hard to find
Everybody's got something that they just can't put down
I played my hand with what I had and now
I'm a funky man
I'm a funky maaaaaaaaaan
I'm a funky man
Up above, where everybody fits back into place
There is a funky smell your nose can't calculate
No funny faces made when they take you for a fool
Cause' they cover up their funk with the smell of sweet perfume
So take it easy baby, don't be so alarmed
I may be crazy, but I'll never do you harm
I'm just a funky man
I'm just a funky man
I'm just a funky man